there were more penises there than on chat roulette
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Its officially tradition: I black out every year on michael jackson's death day..
I learned an important lesson this weekend.... I'm way to good at sex to travel for it. From now on he drives here...
If theres one good thing that came out of our relationship its this chicken recipe. And squirting.
the sad thing is, im pretty sure she was serious about giving me head for my falafel
im still trying to figure out who put the honey mustard in the blender then put the entire blender into the freezer
allie, at least he made an effort and braided his goatee.
You used the best tools you had at your disposal.
Slutty, slutty tools.
Hey, umm this is awkward but I want to apologize in case you find gum in your pubes. Not sure if I swallowed it or spit it out. It's all a blur.
I seriously think I got run over last night.. My sides are bruised and I got a ride home in the limo from the office.
I hope Team Snapchat has been enjoying our sex snaps all this week.
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
I would professionally fuck the shit out of her
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
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