what are u so afraid of ive smelled ur poop before
You were partners with her mom and you began calling her "the Robert Horry of beer pong" You also kept telling her that she was hotter than her daughter.
I found your twin in sf. His name is ryan. And you are the evil one.
I'm such a slut...i kept having sex with him after he called me his ex gf's name. I just felt like i deserved something out of it too.
My doc was like ur only supposed to have 6 sexual partners..thats just one semester at college
Just found out its our ciliated mucous membrane that traps the molly when we snort it. Biology does relate to life
I need to keep friends like you around just in case hell grades on a curve.
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
I didn't plan on sleeping with him until he told me his mom is deaf.. Then I felt bad.
I think you'll be amused to know that I achieved the impossible feat of tripping over my own dick
I’m not closing myself off the to the possibility of making a bad life choice.
I am convinced you could sleep through the apocalypse and only wake up because youre hungry & want Dominoes
Just did the "lost my phone, need #'s" post and I got a text saying "go ahead and save me as Ashley-DD because I know you will anyway. I think I love her.
If you need me I'll be in the hospital involving super glue and fake eyelashes.
Randomize
