Whatever, you were 10 deep and there was a hot tub. No judgment.
the threesome consisted of him fingering dana while i laid next to them watching how i met your mother.
in line at jewel. the cashier is puking in a garbage can while ringing up customers. glad to know im not the only one that 2012 is kicking in the face already.
Shit dude that sort of wholesale destruction can't just be done at the drop of a hat
As I was sneaking out of his house last night his moms lover was sneaking in, he held the door for me...
I didn't notice because vodka
i am an animal i am literally locking myself in my house and not coming out for a week i don't deserve to be in public
I just woke up under my desk. Not to worry though, no one is in the office yet
if this uncomfortable exchange we're having is you trying to flirt with me i suggest you stop it before someone gets hurt
Was looking through my phone and saw that drunk me took a tit pic in the Denny's bathroom..
Man, that hitchhiker cursed me.
my goal is to never have a bac of 0.0 the whole time while in the state of florida, which means i have to chug a beer before i cross the state line
I must stop trying to make out with my friends when I'm hammered.
My mom has tinder, she is 45 and has her age setting at 18-29. And she still gets more matches than me
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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