Can you send me a pic of you vag, I'm sexting the guy and he wants a pic but I didnt shave
dude are you serious?
I know you already have a pic on your phone
thank you for introducing me to everyone on chat roulette as I was passed out.
just fit an iguana in a condom...have pics
She was kinda tragic... like a puppy that runs into things. Cute but really stupid. So, yeah, I hit it.
I'm way too horny to be at work right now. I think it might be legally irresponsible to leave me alone with cucumbers.
She's the drunk girl with the air-horn and sunflower seeds.
The perfect world is just rainbows and rocknroll and good sex. With the occasional stripper ridIng a horse. I spelled occasionally right?
oh btw ur so lucky i got stoned and passed out or we sooo would have bedazzled your dick while you slept. just sayin.
Both of us came out of our rooms at the same time in boxers and sat on the couch. No words were spoken.
I'm beginning a new chapter of my life in which our fridge will always be stocked with jello shots. I'm excited to embark down this road to fruity, semi-solid alcoholism.
I wish you could just Google "people I've had sex with" and they would all just come up
I'm laying in my bed in the fetal position with a bag of frozen peas on my head and the bathroom trashcan next to me. Fucking tequila.
You kept on yelling traitor and threatened to kill him and everyone he loves because he played beerpong with someone else
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
Listen, yo... we need to have a serious conversation about this Dollar Store toilet paper. Because if I’m going to finger someone’s ass, it’s not going to be my own.
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