Could you please tell me why If you were a 21 year old man why you would want to sleep with a girl who has tinkerbell bedding?
Spent the last thirty minutes staring at the wall with Leah. It's definitly moving
slowly transforming into a stationary lump of steel. how can you tell me that was JUST weed
Going to bed. I have to wake up early and teach small children. And then have affairs with their fathers. I'm going to get deported.
his profile picture is him throwing up "#1" hands after his lax championship next to his coach that i fucked....embarrasing for him, yet ironically beautiful for me.
If your wondering where your blanket is, I put it on the 2 guys you brought home last night. Their still sleeping outside on the trampoline.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
I was stumbling so much, men walking behind us were shouting "don't hit the pole! don't hit the pole!" whenever I was near a telephone pole.
Jk. Anyone who everbeers with me is my type.
After we had breakup sex it took him longer to say goodbye to my boobs than it did to me...
It's always appealing to be able to say to someone "I banged your mom"
How do I send someone an apology text for giving them a lap dance in the middle of a party last night?
It was a successful conference for my sales and my sex life. Those are probably related
-367$ and a torn scrotum.. Panama wins
i hooked up with all four beatles on halloween get on my level
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