Just saw 2 very young girls abandon baby buggys in the Xwalk to fight. Gotta love Holyoke.
the people of mcdonalds are all starring at me & this dude like they know we just slept together
so we were pounding it out and someone knocked on the wall and was shouting at us
that didnt stop you
nope
We both bought three foot bongs...going to race to see who can smoke a mile first.
Explain it like you would if you were talking to a 5 yo
Wait no, like you would to a stoned high school freshman.
I honestly think she should have her own reality show called "Lowering the Bar" and it consists of a camera crew following her from Bar to bar hooking up with unsuspecting drunk attractive men.
He is nice. Kind of short though. But didn't try to rub his jean cock on me.
Which I appreciated.
You can achieve whatever you wish in your imagination with some help from drugs
I'm gonna try Jim's breakup remedy this weekend.
Is that the one where you drink 3 cases of beer and rewatch as much WWE RAW as you can find? Or the one where you hookup with fatties on Craigslist?
He was super adorable, like I wanna pinch his cheeks while I fuck him...
Video footage says last night I reincarnated as stripper Shania Twain... Man, I feel like a (slutty) woman.
She actually made an event on facebook for tomorrow when she does a pregnancy test, 8 people are attenting so far
My toothbrush tastes like captain morgan
I'm jealous
I think I fell in love last night
That guy had a face tattoo and was named Cheddar. Please tell me you’re kidding.
This is what I get for listening to Christians.
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