so im kinda of nervous about the whole bust inside event last night
Sharpest. Poop. Ever.
found a naked boy completely buried under a pile of her clothes and terrified...she says she was "saving him for later"
I went outside for a smoke at 4 and things seemed normal. It's 6 now and the front lawn is COVERED in tortilla chips. WTF?
How in the hell did I take a shot of whiskey to the eyeball last night?
I left his apartment Bc I lost my id. Wandered 5 miles barefoot. Got lost in downtown la. My phone died so I asked for directions from a man at the gas station.. Turns out he was a bum. He led me back to the apartment AND he found my id.
It's like the whiskey god was watching over you
Most desperate stoner moment; dropped our hard earned resin ball in the sand, rinsed it off and then did knife hits in the kitchen cuz we broke our only pipe
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
Our music was glorious. Maidens were deflowered to the sound of my voice.
Only my second night back in town and I already have drunk middle aged women doing the robot around me in a circle.
I don't want my liquor store dad to judge me...
I did not know male screamers existed until now. Good for him. Good for my ego.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
THERE IS A BABY THAT ISN'T MINE THAT'S GOING TO HEAR ME BEING SEXED!
My party ended early and I have a mountain of shrimp and weed
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