i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I'm like a warm blanket that has sex with you
I'm just glad you're the only person I can have a "remember when we thought I was pregnant" conversation with.
I need moral support for this bender
If you hook up with a kid and the next day he breaks up with his girlfriend, those can be seen as two completely unrelated incidents right?!
I'm pretty sure they kept making references about gangbanging me but I was too stoned to catch on, I just sat there and stared at his kitten.
I woke up half naked on the floor next to his bed, and his cat was staring at me like it had seen everything that i myself don't remember..
my vagina is starting to think like a penis, and I'm not even slightly worried
I'm a professor! I can't be caught chasing the liquor with you hooligans once the undergrads have seen my face
They were arguing about who would hit the piñata first so naturally you tore it open with your hands. You broke the piñata and their hearts.
I went home with him again and he LEFT HIS OWN HOUSE at 2 in the morning while I was IN THE BATHROOM.
did anyone ever come to your door asking about the blood on the floor?
In the last 2 hours I managed to have romantic starlit sex on the beach as the tide came in with not only just a gorgeous man, but one who happens to be Eastern European and finishing Harvard law school.
Oh wow. I want to be you right now.
Happiness is laying in bed, topless, pouring 4 packs of hot sauce on your taco bell.
i'm not too sure if he's up to my expectations looks-wise, but in the penis department he exceeds ALL regulations.
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