Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
she's naming her girl london marie
that kid will be born with a tramp stamp
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
No, no, no. Fuck you. I took a glass blowing class solely to learn how to make that bong. You shattered it and my dreams in a matter of five seconds.
its friday night, im aone in my apartment and eating 2 year expired canned fruit, naked. i'm not single or anything..
Carrying your RA back to her room wasn't the conclusion I was expecting for the first thursday back
I would come over if there was not the impending fear of me shitting out my brains.
I actually feel a twinge of sadness recycling all of our handles... I feel like I'm throwing out some great memories or lack of them because we don't remember
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
I'm scared because his knowledge of star trek is turning me on
It's astonishing how many Ludacris lyrics you know
YALL MOTHERFUCKERS WANNA WATCH HEAVY METAL AND SMOKE WEED AND PLAY POOL AND DRINK BEER AND SMOKE WEED
If they start to date again I refuse to help her sext him. Helping my mom sext my dad is where I draw the line.
My life is over, I got a mugshot while wearing a shirt that said 'milf hunter'.
If i'm not ready, make sure i'm alive. Not passed out dead in the shower.
I'll still do breakfast to celebrate the life you've had.
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