do you think it i'm gay because i was in a 3 way lastnight?
well not if you dont touch the other dude and concentrate on the chic
what chic?
dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
And now we have yet another reason to never travel to Detroit
So in our children's lit class, some jackass little boy had gone thru the where's waldo book and circled waldo. I realize you would have been that kid.
Adams eating in the shower, he says it's one of his favorite places to eat. Btw it's milanos he's eating, he says he loves italy too.
so not only am i rooming with two chicks on the volleyball team, but we just put down the deposit on a hot tub. this is going to be the best summer ever for my dick.
I'm pregnant.
The fact that this number is not in my contacts is giving me hope it's a wrong number???
I fell on my face, puked, and had to be rocked to sleep in a hammock. I'd say Europe is a success
After that song played in the club all he kept drunkenly saying was "Birdman goes brrrrrr"
god, I have more takeout restaurants in my contacts than friends
I'm going through what feels like a break up with beer. I'm emotionally distraught from it's lack of presence.
So pro tip. do not order drugs from india and then assume you know your tolerance level.
She left you responsible for her guinea pig for what, 3 hours? And it somehow died under your care? I will no longer trust you with so much as a beer.
If a guy makes a dick joke within 24 hrs of matching am I just setting myself up for disaster if I say yes to a date lol
I got some blow and a hand job from one of the strippers. So I guess I'm getting over the divorce.
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