Heybabeimwearingurpanties
im officially scared..,i finally realized who my boyfriend reminds me of! spencer pratt
she must of just birthed a child cause her labia touched the floor
How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU SHOULD LET ME CHUG VODKA.
The chick who threw the party was all pissed cause she thought I made out with her boyfriend. Admittedly, I did, but she was throwing up and crying at the time so she really can't be that mad.
Sorry I don't make house calls. You wanna get blown you come over here. It's like rock paper scissors but vagina ALWAYS beats penis
Nursing home in NJ just got busted for prostitution and drugs...dropping off my deposit tomorrow
I was on etsy and I'm like those boobs look way too familiar
I should stop using "Braveheart would do it" as a basis for decision making...
I didn't even know we were hiding from the cops, I was just playing with the cats. People kept telling me to be quiet the cops are here and I was like DID YOU SEE THIS CAT!?
My ultimate hope is that people will hug me, smell me, and therefore think I'm classy.
I'd like to thank Vicodin for getting me through family thanksgiving once again.
It goes to show, Sane person, daddy doms, little girls, all of us may seem different but deep inside we all grow wisdom teeth
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