Okay you're seriously so fucking annoying its like having a baby
Anddd after the worst sex of my life, he said.."do you mind taking off the condom, tying it up, and throwing it at the door?" Weird.
Astroglide: It's like Bengay for your ass.
you are the weird ass hat to my lady gaga
youre talking to a girl on facebook chat right now and im sitting behind her in class lol. creepy?
new plan: i think the keg will fit in my purse.
it was like lady and the tramp only with a jello shot on the pool table
Instead of medicine they should just give ecstasy. Also I'm tingly and can't find u guys. A gay man just said he loved me... :( / :)
Are you high right now?
is that a question or a drake reference?
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Not as much as my roommate, who is in the middle of one of the pictures throwing a lawn chair at a cop car lol.
I truly wish I could say I pulled my groin straddling our cab driver but unfortunately I cannot
I wanna hang out. The cats don't talk back.
Anyone who can sit 4 hours in a doobie circle with their feet in a kiddie pool is ok by me
"They won't do it. I'm in the middle of darkness. " and "Probably going to die. I've been walking for 50 minutes in one direction" are the last texts I got from Steve
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