I'm so fucking centered right now
We hadn't had sex in so long that I started queefing and then I couldn't stop giggling... I think he's mad.
He spent most of his night trying to convince people that he had changed and was no longer a sleazebag...he had his nut hanging out of his pants about an hour later.
He hid IN a snowbank for 2 hours waiting for me to come home. This game has to stop before someone dies.
I knew my sign language would come in handy. I just used sign to coordinate a coke deal.
I told my mom about how you got white girl wasted and sobbed about Whitney Houston. She sends her condolences.
tell her thanks so much
Obviously you've never slept with someone who was deliverance level inbred.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
You lit a fire in my vagina no man can extinguish.
watched my neighbor eat five yodels, mow his lawn, and then cry on his porch after the party... what did you give him?
You're right. I woke up today with my ugly sweater still on and no pants. I'd say it was a successful night.
so at 3am I stumbled into my parents house and crawled into bed with them, I need to start dating.
For someone who wanted a break I'm getting way to much dick
It's a herpes check up not a beauty pageant
For someone who's supposed to be gay Greg is really good at seducing me into things I don't wanna do
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