I'm not conventionally pretty...I'm just crazy
do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Tip for today: never try to fart and swallow at the same time. You'll end up choking on whatever you are currently swallowing and shit yourself from the freakout of choking.
we're at the bar and some girl dropped a bottle of burnettes strawberry vodka out of her purse and it broke.
i mean, if that's not class, then i don't know what is
I guess since this is supposed to be my year of the lesbian it's okay
What's the protocol when you drive the girl's head into the wall during sex and she starts to cry?
According to FB I fucked in a field 365 days ago.
I can coach you back to consumption. Think of it kinda like Rocky II.
announcing that you were the mayor of bjtown got their attention.
All she kept whispering was put your pickle in my mouth. Then she fell out of her barstool and chipped her tooth
I'm beginning to worry that I seem to get along best with people when I'm naked with them.
I just really don't even know what I would do with a boyfriend... Like do I just kiss it and then leave it in the corner? Like how often does it eat??
Wow dude wow that's sad man so sad. I dno't event wanna massturbate anymore due to teh sadness
i ate pretzels. i might be the first human to be hospitalized from pretzels. that's how bad this is.
I think a major source of concern would be the fact you snorted a shot. Who does that?
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