kristin has been a bad kristin
He cummed in my mouth, then said he had to go because his best friend broke his foot falling off of a balcony, put twenty dollars in my hand and was gone before I could even swallow...
there should be laws that require people like to me to be on birth control.
She checked into foursquare right as she left work so he would think she was there late and not on some other guy's dick
I have to say for barely passing high school, that girl is a genius.
This kid is too lonely to be my drug dealer.
About to see some guy and give him a glance that tries to express how sorry i am for blowing his friend while he was getting a BJ in the same room
Yes but that point is quickly negated bc u should never have to search more than one room to find your underwear.
the tv said "its small, its comfortable..." and i started laughing... safe to say he lost any dignity he had left...
You shouldn't do laundry high cus pink.
There is a 90 percent chance I threw up in a mailbox last night....
You are my best friend, but sometimes best friends need to punch each other in the face
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
On the food pyramid big dick are "sometimes foods"
I'm eating cheesecake with my hands completely naked while falling asleep
I can't believe you cupped pat's balls to prove your fake relationship
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