i'm sure her mom would have loved to find out her daughter has herpes via facebook
I want to kish your cheek
My cheeks are in Michigan
Oh my lips are kind of stretchy
Hey couldn't find water bottle to put margs in whole bottle in purse gonna stop and get cups and ice from starbucks and burrito from una mas want a quesadilla
I'm that hungover student in class ... On a wednesday morning
Omg I think I'm in the wrong class
She asked me to go inside, make myself a drink and slip into something a little more naked.
Anal and Aoki tickets...I'd say I give pretty good Valentines Day gifts.
I don't know what that means. But if you take off your pants, you'll probably get arrested.
Operation: pick up a lawyer was a resounding success. Commence operation: football mugshot weekend
somehow I feel like "adventures with cocaine and molly" wouldn't be an appropriate "How I Spent My Spring Break" essay topic.
Please write a memoir and name it "Game Boy and Dick Stuff"
Made up a full house drinking game
On my way.
Honestly, I want an afternoon of mild abuse, mixed with face fucking and general molestation that turns in love making, laughter and cinnamon toast crunch naked in bed.
We had sex while watching the republican debate. I'm not sure how he maintained an erection watching Donald Trump speak.
I sprayed his whole room with my perfume and left lots of my hair on the bed. So now if he does bring her home, the bitch will know this territory is marked.
I think my stomach is breaking up with me. It's giving me back everything I ever gave it.
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