we need blinds so i can safely watch porn during the day
if we break up, blackout me is coming back, making out with everything in sight
ya i guess you have to take things with a grain of salt in a place where nipple clamps are the norm..
She came to class yesterday wearing a shirt saying Maybe Partying Will Help. Showed up to class today and puked three times.
Just to circumvent as much mood-killing as possible, you are allowed a small amount of laughter at my pubic hair. Too much and I revoke your vagina privileges until you can get your shit together.
Please come home, i don't want to feel like basket garbage girl but I'm in your alleyway and not sure how to change that.
I wonder how your parents would feel if the scarf they gave me for Christmas is mainly being used for a blindfold during sex...
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
I woke up on his couch and my bra was flung across the floor and filled with animal crackers
Honestly and this might sound scary... But I want to get high and play with weapons
You know how it is. Tell me not to do somebody and suddenly I wanna.
I love how my parents bring water bottles filled with vodka on family trips
I went to finger her and found a penny. I think ill keep it.
Im sorry for telling you id rather jump into traffic than date you again. I didnt mean to be so rude
Fursuit judi Dench just stared directly at me for 3 solid minutes telling me that cats arent dogs and i believe her because if i dont cat jason derulo might try to have sex with me
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