chicago's viagra triangle is not unlike the bermuda triangle in thatt things just get lost...... planes, ships, dignity, virginity, etc.
dude i just saw a topless girl trying to get into her locked car. im moving here
When he came he sounded like a flock of birds hitting puberty
Like that girl needs to get her shit together. For her vagina's sake.
He tried to write down the address for the cab on half a bagel.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
She's the second Ashley to meet and blow me in the same night. Sensing a trend.
Just saw a midget on a motorcycle. Best sight for a hangover ever.
I'm really stoned in my underwear. I probably won't make it to the bar.
He was wearing a tux and a big sombrero so it automatically made the flute he was playing totally cool
I sent him an 18 page sext. He's going to have a good morning.
It's gay softball weekend. Lots of hot gay strangers to go home with.
go for it girl, the world is ur dick oyster
He tried to eat me out...through my pants.
He’s going to a lawnmower race. I got a Brazilian and he’s racing a lawnmower race. Pick me up. I’m not wasting this waxing on John Deer
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