I will die if light touches me.
she said i have a nice penis, i told her only bob saget and god could judge that.
I'm so glad you managed to take a picture of your foreskin before you broke my camera.
im starting to measure my showers by the number of beers i drink while im in there.
Note left in log book: "4:30am a guy was caught masturbating in the bathroom and passed out in his own juices and we had to take the door off the hinges."
You guys are open that late?
She took off her pants and it was like seeing an old friend.
I wish I could just thrust my cock straight into her new relationship.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Attn: you have now used your free, one time admission to pleasure town. Thank you for visiting I hope you enjoyed your trip. All future trips to P.T. Will cost you full admission price. We have different pricing plans to accommodate different situations, and remember it is more of a bartering system than a set price. Your patronage is always welcomed and once again thank you for visiting and have a fantastic evening.
One my way home. There was too much fog, strobe lights, and cocaine for my taste.
He sent me a picture; erect penis, cat in hand and no pants on. He got a boob pic for that one.
So if my boyfriend and I hooked up with the same girl it’s not like I cheated. It’s communal.
I just saw a guy in a zippo shirt buy 2 gallons of fire starter fluid and then proceed to smoke a cigarette. I feel like hes got some big plans for his tuesday.
So, I need to know. Why did you spraypaint your underwear gold?
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