FUCK TREES I CLIMB BUOYS MOTHERFUCKER
STOP listening to that song
Dude I think you forgot how to talk last night. We kept asking if you wanted a condom and you just smiled and made weird noises...
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
Fact: my bamboo plant has grown 2 & 1/2 inches since I started watering it with bong water
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
It wasn't random sex though, it was almost a relationship, built on lies and sex
There is a guy dressed as Captain America in the theatre. I want to make out with him even though I have no idea what he looks like. Wish me luck, I'm going in.
There are flashing lights and a man dressed as Santa with a bullhorn in my cul de sac.
I'm not sure if this is awesome or scary.
You insisted we put glow sticks on you so that we didn't lose you if you went pee in the dark.
Brandon just showed up at my place with a florida state cheerleader he met in vegas durin spring break. His life is a fucking movie
You suck at answering, but you did manage to avoid a fun conversation about hemorrhoids. So maybe you're great at answering.
Is he gonna be my crazy ex? Cause we weren't even together for as long as my weeklong bicurious lesbian relationship.
Ive fucked up. im like a feral dog rabidly chasing an infrequent dream amidst a cataclysm of disaster
at one point, i told him to buy you a pumpkin spice latte and uggs because you're a common white girl and that's how he should get you in bed
I know her cup size but not her name....
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