I'll never ask another girl to get on top again, that girl from the bar last night got on top and shit diareah all over my ball sack while she was cumming.
the guy that filmed erin andrews naked got 27 months in jail. Every man that's seen it should send him cigs and a nail file baked in a cake. We owe it to him.
i just dedicated my kegstand to your breasts
I told her the maid must have stolen all my condoms. She bought it
i almost set my kitchen on fire last night. homecoming week is getting the best of me
he definitely had sex before you were fully potty trained.
I dont know how to respond to your rave picture. I mean yeah, he's hot, but it just seems wrong to be like "Please tell me you fucked that guy with the pacifier!"
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
We created a neighborhood watchdog drinking game
I just used "et al" in a sext. I thought you'd be proud
when my phone is in portrait view you can just assume i've been watching porn. that's the only thing i want to see in full view.
when i was on the highway she passed out and knocked my transmission into nuetral with her forehead...that was an experience
Gotta love college... Pregamed for my 8:30 flight home this morning and gave the flight attendants all high fives when I got on the plane. Best ride of my life.
Never. No amount of alcohol could convince my brain and eye sight that it is okay to fuck him. I'd rather fuck my cousin.
Dude, you screamed I AM THE WALRUS while giving a statue of Ronald McCdonald a lapdance. You were NOT sober.
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