on a scale of one to ten, how awkward would it i told him i had to go change my tampon and then left?
11
It's more exciting when they aren't single....and even better when you have to pretend that you just slept with their roommate while trying to do the walk a shame as their girlfriend comes marching into the apt.
Im not the least bit jealous of the life you lead.
just did the walk of shame by his grandma. what the fuck is an old lady doing up at six am?
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
as we were driving back from the frat house he pulled down his pants and convinced me his penis "wanted some air"
I vaguely remember taking a shit behind the shed before I started puking over the fence. No more Xanax.
Throwing up so forcefully that toilet water hits you in the face is not what the Pilgrims and Indians had in mind for this holiday
Sweet and genuine is kinda lame. I'm more of a bust all over your face and hair kinda guy.
Uhm the hair is off limits bro, conditioner can only go so far.
Bro? You just made it a target.
Triple a is towing cars for free tonight and tomorrow night. Can we take advantage of this ?
Make way for the handjob queen! She will grab what she wants, when she wants, and from whomever she wants.
YOU'RE FORCING ME TO BLOW A GUY BY NOT ANSWERING MY CALLS
you just cant say you love him and then say you want to fuck your boss
In my life time, I want nothing more than to get a blow job while watching Space Jam.
I attempted to walk home at 5:30 this morning cuz i was mad at him cuz he didn't want to cuddle and didn't have pizza. I got 3 houses down n fell over.
She fucked a bartender in a closed Applebee’s and has the nerve to call me easy
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