how do i word it so it doesnt sound like im asking him if he has ever been in jail.
After we finished he asked if I knew if it was a boy or girl. Diet. Starts. Now.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
Let's just say a refrigerator got involved and after that I had to send him home.
I have no idea what to do about this. He has a power over me and I think its called his tongue.
Why is your name on a gluestick in a plastic baggy stuck to my door?
Do not buy whiskey under any circumstances. There should be a UN sanctioned buffer zone between me and Seagrams.
the good news is that i vommed the last of my humanity last night.
welcome to the club.
My biggest accomplishment thus far this summer is having sex 5 weeks after hip surgery.
He just kept mumbling that he was too drunk for society and then he peed in a bush
Just used an eyelash curler to open my beer since I didn't have a bottle opener. Things are starting to look up.
I'm up in my room and I just saw a naked guy sprint out into the streets from my mom's party downstairs
So uh... Did you mail me business cards that describe my profession as "tortured soul"?
I had a dream that we had an entire sofa made out of cocaine.
Just got back to the apartment. Why os there now 14 identical toothbrushes in the bathroom and only the two of us live here?
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