HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Dude, Erin Andrews has a nude video circulating the internet.
Is it any good?
Let me put it this way: I bet Stuart Scott's lazy eye went straight after watching that.
maybe i would like her more if 99% of her sentences didn't start with "yesterday when i was reading twilight..."
I think he was having a seizure but nobody knew because 'what is love' was playing
On the quad today: An amish choir singing something weird, and not 30 feet away 3 girls tanning topless. Definition of diversity.
Its Friday night, and I'm sitting at home watching are you smarter then a 5th grader, drinking vodka. I got every single question wrong. Clearly you see where I'm headed in life.
Yeah dude, it's amazing. Be careful though, that shit is really really intense. Like it's way more intense than normal shit...
I took two and feel like crushed diamonds spread over glazing marmalade
I find it fascinating that she'd be more comfortable with her mom finding out she submits dirty disney confessions on tumblr than about her secret email account she uses to chat with dutch and brazilian strangers.
I had sex on a dinosaur comforter, tell me that does not define my life.
Can you come pick me up and take me to breakfast then the police station?
Where's your car?
The girl I brought home apparently stole it
It was dumb but not something to force me into sobriety
Sorry, that was mean and I didn't mean it. I'm just mad at condoms
It's something you'd find in the room outside of Ben Carson's sex dungeon
Humming the Indiana Jones theme song as my hand makes its way to his dick.
I just walked in on her masturbating to a social anxiety video...
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