you want me
i'd rather choke on a dick.
just drove past a church sign that said "jesus got 'er done" ... welcome to the south
after he gave me a diploma for giving him amazing head, getting a regular diploma isnt all that cool.
just went to my meeting with last nights make up still on, not wearing a bra, and the 14 shot tallies still on my wrist.. My advisor's questions should be answered as to why I'm not in my major yet.
We literaly had to peel your fingers off the jose cuervo bottle and lock it in someones room
He knows my period schedule but not my work schedule.
She is sending me pics of her sex faces...which totally counts as sexting in my book
Ugh..Yesterday was a complete alcohol fueled shit show. Not making eye contact with anyone today. Don't deserve it. Eye contact is for decent people.
You wanted to thank my penis. You wanted me to take the condom off so you could touch it and thank it.
I only see on penis in this picture but I assume there is another lurking out of sight.
Only three months past my 21st and I'm done. So many life lessons in so little time.
i'm not sure what happened last night.. i do remember the police calling me to find out where i was because apparently at some point i went missing? don't worry though. they found me
So, no matter what happens today, hold on to this. At least you're not naked under your ex husband's trench coat being stopped by the police who also work with your ex husband. Long story. Actually, not a long story. That's it.
So you think Jesus would be proud of me for walking of shame into my apartment 10 minutes before I told my parents I'd be over for Easter?
I am sweating Crown. It all went wrong when the ratio hit 50-50
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