It's like a parade of train wrecks.
you kept eating the heads off the gummy bears and screaming 'euthanized!'
This is not a drunk text right now. This is an i want your dick text. There is a difference.
I haven't shaved in at least a week, he said "obviously neither one of us was prepared for this"
she was like the girl next door.. if you lived next door to a whorehouse
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
My halloween constume SCREAMS "Hey i just got done with a shitty relationship and I'm DTF"
You should be proud. How many people can say they GAVE a stripper an std?
Is it bad juju to glue mini budda to the bottom of a shot glass
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
a victory without nudity is not really a victory
I would fuck him just for his dog
I want to ride his face like a jet ski
I ate her out and told her she tasted like pumpkin pie. She screamed that she hated pumpkins and started to cry
According to the rule of quantum porn mechanics, the mere thought of something kinky causes it to exist. So out there, somewhere, there is already riddler/smurf porn...
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