Joe is yelling at the trees again.
I'm sorry i'm just too high to handle anything besides pirates of the caribbean right now.
It's been so long since i rode in a trunk. I'm riding in a trunk btw
I know it's pride week, but your asshole is just never supposed to taste like banana.
I'm 11 for 13 getting drunker than the person who's birthday it is
But he does seem to be getting proper humping etiquette down. So there's progress.
I JUST HAD A FLASH MEMORY OF DOING A SHOT OF WHISKEY WITH MY BEER YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO PUNCH ME IN THE FACE TO PREVENT THAT FROM HAPPENING.
You straight up wore me out. This should be a proud moment for you. It's almost like my penis is asking for a timeout. But not really
ACTUALLY FUNNIEST MOMENT OF THE NIGHT WAS WHEN YOU WERE TALKING TO HIM AND YOU SAID "WHEN YOU MEET ME IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE A LOT ANGRIER." And then he said "WHEN I MEET YOU IN REAL LIFE I WILL BE LESS DRUNK, HOPEFULLY."
Somehow I became in charge of getting my mother laid? This can't be my life? Lol
I helped you wax your vagina and you won't even get me Corn Nuts you fucking bitch?
I still can't believe that dog licked my nipple.
I've had my dick out in public way too much for someone my age...
I swear if you laugh while im moaning i will immediately stop and go home.
Tonight’s your last chance for a danger free blowjob.
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