I just mistook a monk for someone with the newest colored snuggie.
call of duty 2 was the straight man's twilight
I picked her up for our first date on a fucking horse. Of course I got a BJ.
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
She was just a sweet cute intern for us until I saw her naked in my bed the day after the Christmas party
Yet he continued to eat cereal out of the glove compartment in my car.
So many weird people in this class. I can practically taste their unwanted virginities. They taste bad.
You think I'll get the "I used to stick it to your daughter" discount?
U know this is gone far when im in the bathroom trying to take a pic of my asshole
He is a sex God. It lasted more than an hour, and I don't remember how many times I came. I lost count at 57.
You can call me ugly and you can call me fat,but don't you EVER say my meme game is weak.
Is it ok to bone a former patient who is also a client? Since it is two negatives does that cancel and become a positive?
Well when we Get drunk it gets rowdy. We could always attempt self-control. But historically and statistically speaking, we fail at that.
Excuse me I just made a hot pocket without burning down the house, I think i can do anything.
If you wear a peguin suit you MUST send me a picture!!!
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