how do you have sooo much energy?
billy mays threw in a lil somethin extra when i ordered some oxiclean last week
Remember that one time i smeared period blood on your face?
I hate you
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
My reasons for going are selfish. She just opened her own law firm. I figure having a lawyer as a friend is a good idea. Nothing in my life suggests I won't need a lawyer again.
I took shrooms last night.. For a good half hour I genuinely believed I was black and being held captive by a leaf. Never again.
They need to leave so I can start drinking shamefully.
people came up our fire escape and one had a cut on his leg and he was beautiful so i told him i was an emt and bandaged it with princess bandaids
I rubbed his back while he puked for an hour and then ended up getting laid when I tried to put him to bed, best puke and rally I've ever seen.
I wonder how many people I can tell that he has one nut before he finds out it's me spreading it.
Apparently mid making out I got up and said "I need to figure out my life" went in the bathroom and threw up for two hours.
I literally woke up walked into the bathroom, threw up and died this morning. Then went to my 8am.
It's the kinda thing that makes you wanna buy a rainbow flag and fight republicans and kiss girls
was i wearing any clothes at that point?
socks and a thong
Im going for myspace 2006 goth bitch. Your worst nightmare
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