butt plug
anus plug
rubbish cock?
yes
you suck at this game today
Let's face it. We both have sexy parts. Why not have them touch?!
I saw a stripper quit while on stage to months ago nothing you tell me will amaze me
hotdog in my bra and i still managed to score. Got a bit freaked when he tried to eat it though. I paid 3 bucks for that fucking hotdog.
Just got that "I know what's going on with your vagina" look from that CVS cashier.
You bought MORE?!
U should feel bad.. u r like a sex politician. All talk and no follow thru
So I can confidently say that I'm the only 3rd year engineering student who completed all 4 of their exams with One Direction pens
well a fat roach just fell out of my hair. so there's that
I wish I got like a congrats basket for being a responsible sexually active member of society complete with condoms, tissues and lollipops.
Who suggested the eggnog wet t-shirt contest last night like whose idea was that
Speaking
When she saw "buy condoms" on my to do list she figured out pretty quick we were breaking up.
I just want to smoke weed and be the little spoon all winter. My modern day hibernation.
So help me God.... if he sends me a dick pic.... I will make it so he has to eat food through a tube in his nose and poop into a bag by his belly button
This girl was in the river screaming that someone didn't love her anymore...that's when the guy in a kilt claimed her...
Yep. Just fucked a 34 year old on the football field where we both went to high school. That's a story for the grandkids.
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