how can u be prego again
Ohh the wonderful, yet disgusting things she can do with her hair
I love having hate sex.
I am officially out of liquor stores within a 15 mile radius that don't recognize me as soon as I walk in the door.
I went out in the middle of the night to smoke my weed.. Didn't realize my dad was sitting on the patio doing the exact same thing..
I think showering with 5 people and a half gallon of vodka was one of the best decisions we have ever made.
she's a dental assistant. she can get nitrous. kinda looks like a sloppy bucket of fuck. time to take one for the team. NEED SHOTS STAT!!
I found a lucrative side business - giving rides home to drunk oil executives. Very profitable.
It's almost like a boob-text, but it's not. Because it was live. And you were showing a bunch of people.
I no longer believe that the road to self esteem is through his penis.
Im gonna get home and destroy this bag of chicken nuggets with my soul.
it's ok, no one ever died fom being sticky.
i've gotta research that and get back to you.
I'm gonna write a book. Almost Awesome: all the times I ALMOST got laid.
wait he has a twin??? which one did you fuck
yes
I just got a hug from a random kid in my class. he said I was a champ at the bar last night..someone help me.
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