North Korea, Best Korea!
What do you think she thinks of us?
I think she thinks we're whores... but ya I think she likes us
After 9 shots a girl with a mustache......still not attractive
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
I woke up on a futon in some strangers house. They were eating pizza and told me everything was going to be fine.
...and the foreplay consisted of me threatening to cut off his hand if he didn't remove it from my back.
Don't make fun of the drunk girl eating bread out of her pockets. I've been that girl.
the gays at disneyland are vicious
I don't know. What do people who don't get stoned do?
I just literally had a dance party in my closet. I've never been this blazed.
he stole a smokey from the street meat vendor and put it in his pocket when she wasn't looking and now we're drinking avocado margaritas
I can't tell if I'm still on the hangover from last night, or if I'm experiencing the one from tomorrow, because it was so powerful that it actually traveled back through time...
I sang Seal's Kiss From a Rose to my quesadilla
You rolled over grabbed my crotch and said "that's my waffle." I'm sleeping on the couch next time.
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
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