i'm home, then i'll come over
ightttt gangstaaaaaaaaaaaa
nvm.
Ever since I discovered that youporn works on blackberry, my brickbreaker skills have gone to shit
He adopted an old drug sniffing dog so that he won't lose his weed around the house anymore. It works.\n
The straight man in me wants to hit on her. But the gay man in me wants to compliment her on her awesome outfit.
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
Please tell me I did not ask the bartender how big his dick was.
Good call on the strip club last night. Everytime i smell some flowery candle or air freshener I get transported back to having my face firmly planted in Riah and Desire's tits.
You're welcome.
Let me put it this way - if I had a list of things I would like between my legs, she would rank below the cello I turned into firewood sophomore year.
Highlight of the night was you walking into the men's room yelling "My husband is diabetic" and crawling under the stall to yell at me.
Come to wine Wednesday bro. We have a fog machine
just walked across campus with a bottle of champagne in between my boobs. night two and the quest for classiness is already over
With a breakfast like weed and a fun size twix before a dentist appointment you can see exactly how I handle being an adult
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
So I guess I bought a cat last night. Fuuuccckkk.
her nickname was handjob. I knew what i was getting into.
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