They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
The girl here has a popped collar. Can I slap her?
Yes. For all mankind please do.
Spider just rapelled from her vag rethinking online dating.
How sober do you have to be to donate blood?
After doing lines off my chest, she said, "do you even know how fast I could suck your cock right now?!!" and her friend said, "yea she totally could".
Is there a card that says "Sorry I got drunk at your Christmas party and tried to steal your monogrammed hand towels so that I could give you something nice for Christmas"?
ok... i just had to be reminded that people in animal costumes were feeding me shots at the bar.
Being high is an amazing excuse. I was using him for the potential of a beret, come on. I'd do that sober.
She's pathetic and vulnerable..and short. Thats his type.
They poured beer (3 cans) down the toilet so bubbles can be drunk in fishy heaven
I puked into my skirt and then had to carry it to the bathroom and dump it out, Lmfao and it was like 2pm
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
The sex was so good I feel like I could run a triathlon, hit big at the casino, and defeat ISIS.
After passing out at the kitchen table, you woke up in my parents bed in between them. With no pants on.
I think I achieved my goal of being high for 24 hours in the same week I promised myself I wouldn't smoke anymore
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