Sometimes when I whip my dick out it looks REAL impressive. This, was NOT one of those times.
so how does one go about finding a summer fling?
take advantage of an intern
Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I'm going to community service drunk, and I'm still going to be the most normal person there.
i was trying to find the best way to say come over and have sex, without saying it.
The cab driver thought we were passed out so he called a sexline...
U should just post that picture of u two on facebook with the caption, does anyone know this girl? If so please tell her to take plan b, thanks
Had to go to the urgent for a physical and I gave them my fake. Nurse was a sport though
i don't even know why we got arrested this time. i think the cops just like our company at this point
She was hiding under the bed to surprise me with sex. But when you took your hookup in my room to bang things out, she thought I was cheating on her. So explain it to her douche.
Just when I thought he had turned a new leaf, I see a "Let me get you pregnant" shirt in his closet
Let's run into the wild and just eat berries and have sex all the time.
Discovery: bouncers seem to get really upset about fire
I'm so poor. I just wiped my ass with cocktail napkins... That I stole from the neighbors... When I was over there stealing Cheetos.
I'm determined to sit on that face.
Randomize
