I'm laying in your front yard are you home
If I had a penis I would totaly hang shit off it. Like stretched out peach rings and fruit rollups.
just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
That would explain his violent outburst while watching barefoot contessa...
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
Times like this, when you talk openly about Tinkerbell being your spirit animal, are times when I'm allowed to question your sexuality.
Come over so we can hookup and eat tacos. Those are 2 things you can't possibly turn down.
I have nothing to say for myself. When 2chainz comes on at the bar all bets are off.
ARE YOU THINKING VAGINA THEMED RESTAURANT
he just exposed your dildo usage to the table.
I'm pretty happy on the couch eating Popeyes and watching Cops so if I go over there you better have drugs left
As a courtesy going forward if you could not bang in my house that would be nice
He told me to keep watching the Grammys and then went down on me.. I think I'm in love.
Aww well I’m kinda unsober so probably best
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