dude this 15 year old girl saw our youtube vid and just facebook messaged me saying i was verry verry pretty. i have no schemas for how to respond to this situation.
woah 15?
i know! what is this dateline?
you were grabbing cocks left and right
you literally grabbed sam's dick and said, "who's cock is this?!"
I cant remeber how long i've been laying here...it could be 10 minutes to a fucking day
Remember in school when they told us our vag was made just the right size for our future husband? I must say I am enjoying trying to find that perfect fit.
Using your Catholic School education as an excuse for this? Why didn't I think of that?!
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
Is there really anything more beautiful than opening a fresh box of wine on a Friday afternoon?
I can't in good conscience help you bag a Catholic girl who isn't at least a 7.
When I left you were in the shower in your socks throwing up screaming it was blood but it was "ok" cuz it's recyclable. By the way it was kool aid.
Bro, he broke his neck diving into a kiddy pool.
Wake up. We're going shopping for booze and samurai swords.
I can't. I drank 10 years off my life last night. I need to reevaluate. Sorry.
I just farted and its sounded like it was disappointed in me.
We started a fund for a baby in a wine glass, I think we're pretty responsible.
The way I see it, there's 2 types of friends. Those you should do drugs with, and those you really,really shouldn't.
I'm always down for nudity.
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