my vag is so smooth its legendary
I drove you home. there is no excuse for wrecking your car 3 hours later.
I can't ever handle being "that girl" again. At least not until next semester.
I just made out with a girl with a life jacket on wtf is going on
seriously, i am too high for the omelet station to be playing Being For The Benefit Of Mr Kite at 7am
woke up with the dennys waiters MYSPACE link on the back of my receipt...yep one of those nights
i just sent him like 8 different sexts and he texted me back about how good the hummus is that i left in his fridge.
With the drought our water bill is skyrocketing. No more shower sex, masturbating, or pretending to be under a water fall after smoking a blunt.
Oh I love our desires, it's riding my bike at 2 AM with a massive erection that I dislike.
God I hope the gutter I die in is nice. You know, for a gutter.
I'm trying to ve beat feiesnd sent.
I'm not worried. All I have to do is not be the drunkest painter at 8:00. Golden.
I convinced a shit ton of people I was a russian foreign exchange student to get free drinks. I knew learning those accents would come in handy.
I think we might have a drinking problem when the ASU kids called us crazy
No one made them take a shot with us at the 12 hour mark. That's their bad
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
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