I'm worried someone is gonna take a black light to my work computer. But the connection is faster here.
WHY DIDN'T ANYON E TELL ME SHE WAS SIXTEEN
i just bought ciggarettes using my court citation as id. I've reached an all time low.
yo dibs on the gosselin haired one.
You need Jesus. Or a midol and a snickers. Whichever.
we were hanging out in his room and he decided to play WoW.. so i took off all my clothes while he wasn't paying attention and laid on his bed and started playing with myself.
did he notice?
of course he didn't notice.. he was playing a fiesty level 1 fucker that wouldn't give up..
That poor kid, I literally invited myself over and took advantage of him.
yea I'm sure he was really upset some drunk girl showed up to fuck him.
Do you have to put it that way?
im celebrating the fact lent is over and i can give blow jobs again.
I pulled an all nighter. So hoped up on coffee and aderall. Pretty sure you could take my pulse through a snow jacket...
Ummmm you know you're drinking vodka out of a Skittles bag, right?
She walked home carrying a six pack of beer and someone elses cat
SHE BETTER HAVE BROUGHT BACK MY FUCKING COUCH CUSIONS OR SHES GUNNA GET IT.
I'd say things got weird when I started doing lines of molly in the box.
The family next to you was not pleased
I'll accept that I'm a woo girl. Just not the drunk cowboy hat wearing bar mongering twat bag type
So my ex just asked for my address to send me his wedding invitation... in Europe. Awesome.
That’s basically a green light to fuck his dad
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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