You'll put your fingers inside me but you won't be my FB friend?
David Carradine died? Should I be thinking about this 10 min before my interview?
Haha just ref him when they ask a questin about kung fu which they will since ur Asian
I think I'm going to start texting all the people that don't want to talk to me
so he shaved. down there. and before he took his pants off i thought it was hot but then all i could think about were the naked mole rats from 7 grade science class.
I envy your ability to put any word in front o the word beer and make drinking before 5 sound like a socially sanctioned event.
Just did the walk of shame across state lines...milestone?
so was this before or after i puked down the ice luge?
My lab manual has instructions for making home wine. Room project?
they're both probably 7 inches? or 8? I'm shoving a ruler in my mouth trying to figure it out
at first i was on the bathroom floor cuz i was hungover. now im just here because it is cool
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
I can't believe you big bird do not remember battling a shark last night it turned into a Pokemon battle and big bird over powered the shark
One guy got his nose broke and was playing with it. Then another guy was playing beer pong off his horse.
Never let your siblings swipe right.
I'd invite you over to drink but then I wouldn't be drinking by myself.
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