Hoooooo maaaaan
Yes?
I'm retarded. Again.
omg. I had the wrong window open and I accidentaly posted my credit card # on twitter
Whats your twitter name
That girl would be great looking if she lost 1000 pounds and cut off her head.
I'm at the airport and there's a guy wearing all camoflash to go hunting .. Should I bump in to him and say woahh sorry didn't see you there?
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He left a trail of vomit straight from our dorm to the bathroom. Looks like we have our identities for the rest of the year.
He smells so good today
Seriously, back away from the sexual harrasment suit.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
OH GOD NOT SANTA BABY. NO NO NO. YOU'RE LIKE 85. OMG MULTIPLE WOMEN. NO NO NO STAHP.
I'm having a hard time existing right now. When I figure out how it works ill be over.
My ass is underappreciated
I'm floating on a 30mph cloud right now not giving a fuck
My boobs are hoarders, they steal food and hide it. Greedy bitches.
I'm still here... I feel so bad wearing your mom's cardigan at a strip club 🙈
I have beer and butt plugs...pretty sure I will find a way to entertain myself while I wait
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