He gave me an orgasm with his left hand...and he's right handed. Of course he's a keeper.
we're doing beer bongs from the windmill...epic
She's legit crying about wanting more sex. Holy shit.
Also I'm 95 percent positive we ate food naked together
just letting you know that jen either: wasn't feeling well and ate grass to make herself throw up or threw up because she's stupid and ate grass
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
How did I end up in the pool?!
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I am on my usual post-jerkoff high of eternal happiness. Like I could punch a fucking tiger.
i came outside and he was eating her out on my lawn. i refuse to pick up the dog shit in my yard so i hope he chose the spot wisely
My tongue is raw from licking all that salt with my tequila shots...happy cinco de mayo
I did my patriotic duty. I woke up next to a veteran this morning.
The first thing I did in 2015 was suck a dick.....so.....
I think he bit my vagina. Who does that?
i'm extremely hungover on the ski bus and the driver is playing abba. this. is. not. okay.
I’m on my third beer doing poppers in the shower to no doubt
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