I think I just was a dick to Paul Rudd.
There is something just so refreshing and wonderful about an uninterrupted morning poop in the office.
my being single is dangerous.
First time i ever had an awkward silence during sex.
Don't you hate it when all three people suddenly sober up in the middle of a threesome. Awwwwkward.
2 classes, 3 finals, and $30 worth of adderall until this semester is over.
Is it appropriate to put "Mommy and Daddys shitfaced-ness that led to Aubrey" on a birth announcement?
Well you two just had a kid in the middle of college, I dont think anyone will notice.
Thanks bro
also i think i should join the bone marrow registration when im sober
So what's today's forecast for the female rollercoaster you've been riding?
He is so sweet! He thanks me for sending him dirty pix. I should keep him.
He ended up buying the equivalent of dinner at a Mexican place, in weed
SKIIIIIIIIIIII, trip mo foes! Let-ith the epic- ness begin ith. Heroes go forth, nAy Sayers fuckin die. This is for the good of mankind! See you on the morrow
Apologies to the number who did not expect to get this but certainly be jealous of us.
Just check with her if girls can get blown, that's all.
We've been here for 9 days, so of course I am high at my in-laws' house.
Pandemic Silver Lining: cheap hotel rates makes it easier to have afternoon fun with my side dick
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