ashley and jimmy are about to have sex on degrassi.... EVERYONES GETTING LAID BUT ME
The walk of shame is slightly more complicated when you wake up in the wrong country...
Remind me to tell you the "if you give a mouse a special brownie" story when you get back
i swear to god even though i took those meds before coming here i did not hallucinate zulema silently throwing up into a breakfast burrito
I told the girl in his bed not to bleed on his sheets like the last one.
my mom and grandma just had a splits competition. slut runs in the family
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
he just used "boss" and "boner" in the same sentence. I cant respond.
Then you bent down and whispered, "excuse me mr. Stair, could you please stop moving?"
You know I'm having a rough day when I'm curled up in the corner eating Spaghettios.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
There's a potato with a bite taken out of it in the kitchen
I feel like I shouldn't be left around 30 year olds when I'm drunk
You'd be proud...I've an early morning wake up booty call...he should be here around 6am ish...I told him to wake me nicely.
I know her cup size but not her name....
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