I never noticed this but I have a beauty mark on my labia minora
Please tell me how you discovered this.
I was looking in the mirror snooping around
there are some really hot girls on the bus. i want to lips them
hahahahahahhahahahaha. 26, Dominican, has a funny accent, thinks I'm hot. Tots boning.
i wish that every time i slipped on a sheet of ice i had the ability to recover with a michael jackson move
i feel like verizon should give a sexter of the month award
Definately laid on the floor of the shower this morning drinking the water as it fell on me.
He's only a freshman and he needs to expirence shit like that..
YOU would be the Freshman Expirence
You were sitting in the middle of the floor spewing vodka at people proclaiming "I a whale". That drunk.
I see your smile in the face of every drunk that senses he's about to slay a troll.
Eye drops are like seatbelts of being high. Think about it
Life update - currently drunk off my ass in the yoga room of SFO at 5:30 in the morning.
I feel like I should treat myself every time I find out I'm not pregnant. Is there a pie company that delivers??
In tonight's episode of Travis' Fucked up Sex Life, Travis breaks into a building at Tulane to have sex with an attractive Asian man.
Working nightshift means its never too early to start drinking- and you can quote me on that
Don’t listen to me, I’m walking around wearing nothing but rave bracelets and headphones shouting “yeeeeaaahhhhhh”
Randomize
