Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.
And I wrote a rap so it was actually a productive afternoon minus not paying our bills.
Your sister got a Brazilian yesterday. It looks great
I am totally the chick from Intervention who barfs up wine and then re-eats it.
in the past 3 nights i've fucked a millionaire, a drug dealer and a civil engineer... i dont really have a "type" anymore
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I'm the saddest girl in a tutu right now.
Last I remember we played rock paper scissors for who would fuck the guy with cowboy boots on and I won..
Dude she hit me with my own penis and it hurt. I've never been cock slapped but she slapped me with my own cock so it has to be worse.
No more. You can't have nice things, and vodka is a nice thing.
I feel like parents watching our children. You want to step in and help them but you just have to let them make their mistakes
He was more upset that I got into his phone than about getting caught cheating.
It was probably bad to sleep with someone just to pet his dog right?
We finally gave up searching because everything had started to look like flip flops
its 4am. iam sitting in the luggage car of the train eating beef jerkey. i feel like a hobo.
dont insult. no hobo is as pathetic as you.
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