just tell him i said nine months
your brother is wearing shin guards in the swimming pool. i have a feeling that this happens often
He couldn't stand on his own, but he managed to somehow to get to the beer garden and get served 3 more. I'm proud to call him my cousin.
remember.. you're not a homewrecker.. you're just creating options for him..
Just had a random flashback of you tickling some guy's nipple with your claw ring, and then him moaning and stripping in the middle of the bar. You give good memories.
We made a bet that we had to talk like Yoda all night at the bars
I JUST DEFLATED MY BOOB.
I DON'T KNOW WHETHER TO LAUGH OR CALL AN AMBULANCE.
You didn't hold all these dicks to become a party planner!
Whatever she smells like compost and feathers.
I believe they call that patchouli.
So I fucked him. Then I MC Hammer'd to the bathroom, where I did the robot in celebration of my accomplishment. And then I spent 10 mins fixing my toilet. But YOLO.
To show us how offended you were you took off the right foot of your pterodactyl suit and proceeded to attack us with it.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
Emily saved me from being trapped on my roof and then I beat her in a race at 5am it was a low key night
I just sent him a message bearing my soul about how much he means to me as a friend and his first response is "are you drunk?"
Shit like this is why I'm a bitch to everyone.
At one point she put on my dads pants and yelled after him EMILIOOOO! Dude, my dads name is Mark.
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