New record: 45 minutes. Afterwards I played We Are The Champions while we cuddled.
On this egg donor form, it asks "In the past 5 years, have you had sex for drugs or money?" It only gives a yes or no option and no place to explain myself. What do I do?
He wouldn't let me go down on him. He stopped me and told me he was a giver.
Whatever. I'll just fuck him now and deal with the clingyness later.
Shes 18 and still has a curfew. it was great. didnt have to worry about her still being here in the morning.
He put his hand in my cleavage. NOT ON. IN. BETWEEN. NO more gingers
It feels like a bunch of leprechauns are using my brain as a soccer ball
The paramedics were not my fault this time.
I jammed my finger giving him a hand job. Don't ask how, I'm still trying to figure that out.
i just got referred to as "the Loch Ness Cockster". God bless my Scottish heritage.
well i maturbated this morning, which means the best part of my day has already happened.
Do you think they manscape in the zombie apocalypse?
I CLEANED MY BATHROOM FOR YOU!! betrayal
Have you ever gotten such awesome underwear you wish you didnt have to wear pants?
Let’s be real here. NOTHING says Real Adulting like rolling a J on your line of credit paperwork.
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