i'm really high, and this is sooooooooooo important. how many frosties does it take to fill a bathtub?
I learned his name tonight. This now makes him a real person. Obviously, I no longer want to sleep with him.
shes a baton twirler.. i expected her to be better with her hands.
His band may suck, but it's not like I'm sleeping with all of them.
there was this guy running across campus barefoot in the pouring rain stepping in all the puddles. i want his life. and i want to be stripper.
Okay, we really need to start training for the St Pattys parade. 48 hours of green beer won't end well if we don't prep ourselves. 2 week bender starts now
I gurantee you I'll be the only one dressed as a giraffe.
The doctor told me if I woke up with a broken foot and don't know how it happened, I might want to look into getting treatment.
Just did an upsidedown spineboard shot. Gotta love lifeguard parties.
I'm on the struggle bus
just ordered a number 1 at a fast food restaurant that doesn't have numbers
he attacked my vagina with the force of a thousand suns
Also the McRib is back. Lets get high, dress like cowboys, and eat some McRibs.
My cat just smacked my blunt from my hand and then put her head in my hand. I don't know how to feel
Yeah that stuff was rough. We insisted on wearing our bikinis all down college ave, and at several parties that were not beach themed
I just upped my southern womanhood. Taking whiskey and Kleenex pocket packs to the funeral.
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