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I had just got her shirt off when I realized that I was about to fuck Chewbacca from Star Wars. The way she moaned confirmed that I was.
Did you know even strippers have to have GED's these days??
I'm sweating while I eat mac and cheese. That fat.
I don't know who the girl crying at my kitchen table eating gravy from the KFC container is, but I feel like she could be my soulmate
You kept hugging the big bouncer & feeling the other ones beard
as much as i want to say no i cant cause i need the trophy wife training
Currently smoking a blunt with my one night stand's mom. I don't know how I should feel about this.
Spent fifteen minutes in the car thinking i was psychic before i realized the cd was not on shuffle
The trash can in my living room is full of Popsicle sticks and my vibrator has taken up permanent residence on my coffee table. I'm not doing anything productive. Clearly.
Boobs have been pretty central in my life somehow lately which makes me question if I am truly gay
She looks like a hot George Washington...I'm going for it
Just had an orgasim to the Star Spangled Banner so.. it was all worth it.
Only thing that feels right is being horizontal in the fetal position
We just finished having sex and as soon as we get out of bed he yells "trust fall" and runs me over
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