i mean i'm ok with bufu but if i'm gonna do it it needs to be a mutual agreement, and there are steps that need to be taken. you don't just go OOPS we're doing it now
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
im gonna call it quits for tonight... I am so drunk I dont even have the motor skills to masturbate
All I'm saying is that she needs to invest in some razors. But her head game is great. The pros and cons in last minute hook-ups
Some mysterious chinese delivery man dropped off 2 free egg rolls. Clutch
He started doing the gator chop at my vag and said he couldn't wait to "chomp" on it later...and I still slept with him. I hate gainesville.
just watched my roommates get stoned and jury rig a pulley system to pass the bowl back and forth across the room.
The cop let me finish my J before he cuffed me. Coolest arresting officer ever.
I think I ripped my underwear last night doing drunk squats
We spent 45 minutes searching the crevices of our friend's car with a pair of tweezers trying to find the acid that we dropped
I'm experimenting with sincerity
He was wearing a diaper to the party. I've never felt like such a creep in my life.
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
The only thing i ask you for is vegan food and sex.
You think my vibrator will be okay in the dishwasher?
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