No, we just ended up walking around in his pool high and singing songs by The Wiggles.
you were the other women for BOTH people in the relationship?
why do guys feel they can ask questions when im blowing them? you'd think they'd know my answer will always be "mmhmhmhmmm"
I think call of duty has replaced my masturbating. And I'm alright with that.
shouldve known this week was gonna be bad when I threw up in my coffee mug
Pregnancy scare over. Let the cockfest begin.
It was just a friend comforting a friend. Except his penis was inside of me.
It's not quite a landing strip... It's more like a soul patch for my vagina.
My lecture teach is passed out next to me. I think I'm doing pretty good for a freshman.
You will never know an awkward moment until your parents pick you up from a one night stand.
I need to stop drinking alone, I wrote a love letter to my tattoos
A man just squeezed past me in a tight space and said, "Excuse us."
I want to tell you your future: you're going to be having sex
And it's settled. 10 months is the appropriate amount of time before having the dick pic discussion.
There's a fuckload of syrup all over the floor.
Randomize
