You don't need id to drink rum in an alley.
xbox live and facebook are tricking me into believing I actually have an active social life
but why does your life always sound like the plot of a porn?
"Not only do I bring a guy back to my hotel room....But I bring one back for my friend who's passed out drunk. Now that's what we call BESTfriends"
I wish i had more things to dip in ranch... That's the most stoner thing i've ever said
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
I take pleasure in knowing how many gallons of booze we've put away in comradery.
I think we should measure in "bathtubs"
I'm currently looking through google images of circumsized penises and realizing how vital pre-marital sex is.
I may or may not be negotiating a deal of baked goods for socks...keep you posted
There are reggae songs being written about me...where have I gone wrong in life?
I want to sit on top of her nipple mountains and reenact the Ricola commercial.
I WOULD NEVER LIE ABOUT SOMETHING AS SERIOUS AS SABADO GIGANTE BEING CANCELED
i could only love him more if he was covered in glitter.
He put your tit in his mouth. Professionalism is out the window after that.
okay valid
How'd things go with that guy last night?
He threw up in the consol in my car then started crying about his ex girlfriend.
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